Thursday, October 22, 2009

Kyle Orton .vs. The world

Recently, I watched a football game between two teams; the Denver Broncos, and the New England Patriots. Some say it was a chance to see if Kyle Orton could "Hang" with the likes of Tom Brady. Tom Brady decided to step on his dick for most of the extended game, Kyle Orton did not. He decided to unleash his fury on the unsuspecting Pats' D, effectively smiting their mark asses. Because folks, Kyle Orton only knows how to do three things. 1. Pound Jack
2. Sword Trim
3. Score TD's

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Kyle looks to heavens.

Kyle looks to heavens.
The power of KYLE compells you!!

Kyle looks scared.

Kyle looks scared.
He just realized his neckbeard was missing.

Attn: Stan Lee

Attn: Stan Lee
Kyle Orton will steal your women, and eat your cheese.