How to make a Kyle Orton Halloween Costume

Halloween is here, and since you want to be a true player you have a few choices, like
Michael Jackson, the Balloon Boy, or Kyle Orton. Here is how you can make your own costume and rock the party.

1) Get a beard like so:

2) Get some Jack Daniels

3) Get some fresh gear

4) Get some chicks

5) Get some accessory's such as:

or

and Bam, you have your own Kyle Orton Party.

What NFL quarterbacks do on their days off

Kyle Orton does not give a rats ass about you.

Orton left his neck scarf at home, and is looking for a good time. All that is on his mind on his day off is some good ole Kentucky bourbon, and throwing some touchdowns. Don't bother asking him for an autograph, or a picture. He does not have time for such shenanigans. He will cut you.

Orton for MVP?

That's right, you heard it here first. Well right after Schefter , and ESPN. So thirdish, but anyway, Kyle has begun to blaze his path to the Hall of Fame. Now it is a mere formality that he be given the MVP, for he needs no award to be placed in the gilded hallows of pro football infamy. May the Ort be with you.