Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Hearts are breaking all over the world.


Yes, it is true ladies. Kyle Orton is officially off the market. We all the stories of Kyle walking into gaggle of hoes, and the sound of eggs dropping could be heard from across the room. (bloop, bloop, bloop) Here's to you Kyle, and your child bride, may you bring forth mini-neckbeards to follow in your furry awesomeness.

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Kyle looks to heavens.

Kyle looks to heavens.
The power of KYLE compells you!!

Kyle looks scared.

Kyle looks scared.
He just realized his neckbeard was missing.

Attn: Stan Lee

Attn: Stan Lee
Kyle Orton will steal your women, and eat your cheese.